Britney's year of living dangerously

So, what did you find under the Christmas tree this morning? It's bound to better than what the Spears' boys discovered in their stocking, according to NW.
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Despite her immense wealth, mum Britney has taken a miserly turn, buying her two young sons "cheap" presents from a store where the proletariat shop.

Stingy Brit is pictured in the store with a shopping trolley full of el cheapo toys for her toddlers Sean and Jayden, that were picked out by her assistant. The magazine is furious at Britney, who, admittedly, is generally not known for her capacity for frugality.

"Britney spends more than $120,000 on herself per month," the mag chastises, "but opts for bargain basement toy for her boys."

It's been a tough year for the Spears clan, topped off by last week's revelation that Britney's 16-year-old sister, kids TV star, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant. You've got to feel sorry for momma Spears, Lynn, who deserves at least six helpings of brandy soaked Christmas pudding tonight for putting up with those wayward girls of hers.

The mags, on the other hand, are no doubt delighted with the news and are secretly both excited and relieved to have another Spears woman to obsess over. Britney too, must be jumping with uncharacteristic joy, hoping that she might make the covers of every tabloid magazine on earth only every second week now.

Move over Brits: Prepare for the Jamie Lynn show.

"Now it's Britney's little sister's turn to shock her family - and her fans," Who announces with enthusiasm. "Brit's no longer the black sheep of the Spears family," tells NW excitedly, while Woman's Day worries that the "underage sex scandal threatens to destroy the Spears family." Famous takes a slightly different angle, telling of "Britney and Jamie Lynn's pregnancy pact," but for true Spears family fans OK! is a must for actually breaking the story in its exclusive interview with Jamie Lynn, which it smugly spreads across four pages.

2008 belongs to Jamie Lynn, that's for sure, but it's going to be difficult to let go of Brits and her compelling roller-coaster. WHO is tearily reminiscing already, offering a month-by-month photo album style round-up of the year's best Britney moments entitled "Britney's Year of Living Dangerously." There's Britney in February having her head shaved and again in July wading through the waters of Malibu in her undies. There she is wobbling all over the stage at the MTV Awards in September and driving recklessly through LA with the poor screaming kids in the back of the car. Ah....we've been through a lot this year, Britney. We're starting to miss you already. Will someone pass the tissues, please.

Posted by Chris Dobney

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